The Professor Gordon P. Farnsworth

It is rather windy out. I am wearing my cable knit sweater and am feeling a little "out of it." Today, a strange man--maybe a doctor--stuck something up my but then gave me an injection. Sigh. I think that my best bet for the day is to get some rest and research the term "kennel cough."
The big dog, they call her "Lucy", is shedding her puppy fur all over the house; I have eaten much of this stuff. The small one is pretending he does not have any interest in me. I know he will warm up to me soon. If he doesn't, then he cannot go on any archaeological digs with me.
They say that Scatology is not an archaeological art held in high regard. I cannot disagree more! Hopefully my next dig will unearth more than just bones and dust.
When I am feeling better, I will go on many adventures in pursuit of knowledge. Until then, give my best regards to Professor Bumble.
Gordy